Two-Line Jokes Compilation

Revealed: 63%

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. / And the Lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth, and won a toaster. / What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye? A bulldozer. / What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. / Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot. / What’s brown and sticky? A stick. /

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